Our annual list of Cusemas stocking stuffers

As December draws to a close, that can only mean Cusemas is upon us. So it’s time for the annual tradition of determining stocking stuffers for Syracuse football and basketball.

Eric Dungey: For the third year in a row, Syracuse’s signal caller finished the season on the shelf. And for the third year in a row, here’s hoping Dungey’s stocking is loaded with health as he enters his senior season.

Steve Ishmael: A decade catching NFL passes. The big question entering this past season was how would Syracuse replace Amba Etta-Tawo’s production? Ishmael answered that and then some. He was pretty much unstoppable no matter who was matched up against him in coverage. A long NFL career can show potential WR recruits why they should want to play for Babers.

Tyus Battle: A long NBA career. Battle has been pretty dominant through Syracuse’s first 11 games. With ACC play right around the corner, bigger venues will present bigger dragons to slay. Battle should blossom into a first round selection in the upcoming NBA Draft and continue the Orange’s streak of first round selections.

Frank Howard: In a word, success. Howard’s sophomore campaign probably didn’t play out as he hoped and in all honesty, no one would’ve blamed him if he transferred. But give him credit for sticking it out and turning his game around. Now he’s a critical cog, along with Battle and Oshae Brissett, in determining Syracuse’s success level this year.

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Dino Babers: Coach, you promised the fan base one delicious cake. Rest assured, the patient ones know you’ve got the oven working OT to get there. But that requires players. YOUR players. You’ve had to mold a bunch of players recruited for a different offense and defense to fit YOUR offense and defense. Not easy. But with the new early NLI Day upon us, you keep stocking the cupboard. The smart fans realize that when you get an entire roster of YOUR guys, those Virginia Tech and Clemson cake pieces you let the fans sample will be served on a regular basis. Because #OrangeIsTheNewFast

The Fans: People, how about some patience AND a little bit of faith?!?!?! That goes for hoops and football. Let’s address basketball first.

Some of you still have a sour taste left over from Quade Green and Jordan Tucker. I don’t want to touch either dead horse, so, GET OVER IT! But those misses to Kentucky and Duke, two of the bluest blue bloods there are, led to cries that Syracuse can’t recruit anymore. Hop leaving for Washington didn’t help either.

So all JB did was hire Allen Griffin, snag top-ten 5-star forward Darius Bazley, 4-star Jalen Carey, and the second coming of Jimmy Chitwood in his son, Buddy. Plus, transfer and potential Battle replacement Elijah Hughes is eligible next year. Oshae Brissett looks like the next great SU forward. And, Bourama Sidibe and Marek Dolezaj show plenty of promise. So to all those who buried Boeheim’s program, allow me to paraphrase the immortal Wyatt Earp, “you tell the ACC the ‘Cuse is coming, you hear?!?!!? And hell is comin’ with them! HELL IS COMING WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!”

*Sorry, I lose my mind over that scene. Back to the column.*

Now, for the football fans.

Yes, back-to-back 4-8 seasons don’t generate optimism. And when your regional rival uses total garbage OOC schedules to become bowl eligible *cough…..Boston College…..cough*, well, that’s another kick in the pants. But, read what I wrote above to Dino. The man has a plan and a system. But, he doesn’t have all the necessary tools to implement either. Seriously, give Babers and the staff time to get a fully stocked roster of THEIR guys.

For example, and I can’t believe I’m about to type this, look at BC. This is Steve Adazzio’s fifth season. FIFTH! And while BC has had some atrocious years with embarrassing losses on his watch, look what happened when he was finally able to run his system with a loaded roster of HIS recruits. You haven’t forgotten what AJ Dillon did a few weeks ago in the Dome, have you? Just wait until Air DeVito is carving up defenses in a couple of seasons. Just. You. Wait.

Lastly, we realize that people have their own beliefs and traditions besides celebrating Cusemas. So for the first time since I’ve been writing it, this column is paying homage to the Seinfeldians out there who practice Festivus. And in the great Festivus spirit, it’s time to declare this year’s combatants in the Feats of Strength:

Jim Boeheim vs. Doug Gottlieb

(To take place immediately after JB airs his list of grievances with the long-time Syracuse troll, that is).

On behalf of all us us here at The Juice Online, thanks again for another great year. Merry Cusemas to all and to all, a good night!

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Steve Auger is a freelance writer whose work has covered a variety of topics including sports, pets, parenting, healthy living, local government and human interest stories. Steve’s been a diehard Syracuse sports fan for over 25 years. To this day, the words “Smart takes the shot” still make him cringe. And according to Rutgers' fans, he's "not a take."